Hitachiin Kaoru (OU)

031

Tue, 20 May 2008 00:31:43 GMT

Hikaru's been gone. Again.

We painted the room. It's all dark and mystical and a bit morose. It's kind of weird and fun, too, though, I think maybe Midna magicked it a bit.

Oh yeah, um...sword girl! That was really cool, you should teach us to sword fight sometime!

030

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:02:43 GMT

What sort of room decorations do you think would be best, Hikaru...

Oh, hey, magic dude. Sirius. Haven't heard from you in awhile. So, I was wondering if you'd want to show off some of your fancy magic stuff. ~~Or if maybe you'd be able to teach magic?~~

029

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:45:17 GMT

Wha.....hat? I nev.....agine...nyt...g co......ll so..ad. Is...is t...kin...f sme.....ey mean...en th...alk a...t com..n pe...ople's fis...rbo..?

Hi...u, i.....thi...ad in ..u...oom?

((OOC: Original message is "What is that? I never imagined anything could smell so bad. Is this the kind of smell they mean when they talk about common people's fish harbors?

Hikaru, is it this bad in your room?"))

028

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:27 GMT

What...?! What is this for?

027

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:32:42 GMT

Ohmygod, Hikaru, I'msososososososososososorry! Ididn'tmeananyofitIwasn'tmyself. WhateverwasgoingonwitheveryoneImusthavecaughtittoo! Pleasesayyou'llforgiveme! IloveyouIdoIdon'tevenknowthatguy!

026

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:48:38 GMT

Hikaru is back again.

But more important than that! I've just met the man of my dreams~ And I don't even know his name! My dark haired, dreamy, caped love, I must see you again!

((OOC: Kaoru is pie'd. And in love with Lelouch. Poor Hikaru. XD))

025

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:59:35 GMT

...Did I walk into the wrong room? Or the wrong universe? Did I always have two of everything...?

((OOC: Inside of getting his own twin like he wanted, Kaoru now has doubles of everything (besides furniture and stuff, obviously).))

024

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:04:50 GMT

I have no idea what you people are on, but I want some. Sparta is the war country in Greece or whatever, right? Go Sparta!

023

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:08:05 GMT

For Hikaru, whenever you get back this time,

Geez, you've been gone so long! Two months or something. Is that longer than the other times? It seems like it. But it always seems long when you're gone, so I can't remember if it really is longer or not. I've checked your room at least once a day, but you're never there. Hope you appreciate it, it's really cold. I'm sure you'll get around to reading this when you do get back; I hope that's soon. Also, we have a new friend. Kind of. I'm not sure. She wants to meet you, but she'll probably end up mocking us. But you can't say I didn't warn you about it this time, because I'm writing it down right now.

I really hope they bring you back soon, I miss you.

022

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:17:07 GMT

Looks like it was my turn for a nap or a disappearance or whatever it was. I guess that's okay, it looks like Hikaru is still gone. It's really a long time this time, isn't it...

To whomever my secret santa was, thanks for the book, it was very good. I'd never heard of the author before, but I'll have to look into finding more.

Secret Santa - Leia Organa (AU) - Chocolate Christmas cake with fruit on top.

Hikaru (AU) - Cerulean blue mittens.

Tono (AU) - Women's bathing suits and a pregnancy charm, both marked as "For Haruhi".

Tonks (OU) - Ninja Rule Book.

021

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:06:42 GMT

[Private]
First...and then...and now... You say you meant it, you say you didn't mean it... I want to believe you...
[/Private]

I just noticed, we never ended up eating the scones...

020

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:32:56 GMT

Haku, Captain Jack, the Master, and the Doctor, all at once. That's almost all the fun people here... Guess I won't be a pirate after all. And I won't get to go see all of space and time with Hikaru and the Doctor. And the Master and Haku...we had so many fun plans. You're still here, at least, aren't you, Tonks? Haruhi and Tono, you haven't disappeared, have you?

I've got some scones, Hikaru... Can we have a little party for the people who're gone now?

019

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:17:41 GMT

Hikaru~! I'm back! They did the disappearing thing to me that they kept doing to you, I think! Are you all right? Where are you? And do you happen to have any bananas?

018

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:43:04 GMT

This is so boring. Everyone else got to be doing funny things when they got sedated. I want to have woken up awkwardly. Instead, I was just hanging out in my room. Bo~ring. At least I got to slump over my desk, I guess, but it's still lame that they couldn't have waited until I was doing something more interesting.

017

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:35:16 GMT

HIKARU IS ALL BETTER! Geez, that took a long time. I don't think you're supposed to take that long to get better from being overheated and stuff. I wonder if it's something to do with this world. I bet they have all sorts of weird stuff that, if you get sick, makes you stay that way longer or something.

Hikaru, I'm bo~red.

016

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:22:20 GMT

Thanks for helping Hikaru, Mathiu-san. He'll get better now, right?

015

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:36:31 GMT

Hikaru's back, again. Except he has really bad heatstroke. Can I do anything about that? Is there a way to cure heatstroke?

Hakufu, I'm bored~ Let's think of something fun to do.

014

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:15:20 GMT

This ice cream is wonderful. I took a bit of each flavor. They taste lovely together.

Does anyone have a scissors they could bring over? Or a knife, maybe?

[Screened to Hikaru]
You've disappeared again, so I don't know if you'll end up getting this message or not. But Tono is here. When you get back, maybe we can have some fun.
[/Screened to Hikaru]

013

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:34:29 GMT

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that... My hair really isn't supposed to be growing like this. Considering it's already past my chin. WTH, hair growth formula or something? Reminds me of some movie or show or something I saw once. Can't remember, but there was someone who's hair grew really fast, and it ended up causing all sorts of problems and stuff.

I wonder how long it'll end up getting. Will it stop at some point, or just keep going? Maybe I should try cutting it. Anyone have scissors?

012

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:53:23 GMT

People are disappearing again. But I hear it's a card this time, not just the regular disappearances. I heard it had something to do with Sakura; is that you, Sakura-san, or one of the other Sakuras?

Is that where Hikaru's gone this time...? Or did he just disappear...again...

But, um, I'm really looking forward to the zombie party. If anyone's still around to actually go to it by then, that is.

011

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:30:52 GMT

Why, Sakura-san, you really are an amazing cook. The cafe you mentioned must have done extremely well.

Oh yeah, and there was a riddle. Two fathers and two sons go fishing together, but altogether there are only three people. How?.

Obviously it's a grandfather, father, and son.

010

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:33:10 GMT

This rain again? I got caught in it this time, too. Knew I should have taken the meds even though I wasn't sick... And apparently my building is on fire... Ugh, I don't feel well.

[Screened to Hikaru and Hakufu]
I went and got the itching powder. We can make the costumes whenever, except can we wait till I feel better? And we'll have to decide where...

[/Screened to Hakufu]

Hikaru~ I don't think you should come unless you've had the medicine...I don't want you feeling sick, too.

[/Screened to Hikaru]

009

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:53:28 GMT

'You have been selected for a secret mission.' Y'know, if I was, sending the message in a fortune cookie would be rather ingenious. But hey, anyone up for a secret mission?

[Screened to Hikaru, Hakufu, and the Master]
Looks like the zombie thing has been upgraded to a 'secret mission'. At least, a fortune cookie says so.

008

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:51:15 GMT

All statements and opinions herewithin are only valid in so far that they entertain the author and follow logically from common zombie folklore, video games, movies, the Zombie Survival Guide, and any other source from which the author may have gathered zombie tidbits. They may or may not be the true opinion of the author. Reader assumes all risk of anger, annoyance, surprise, shock, and all other forms of emotion, extreme or otherwise, and any bodily harm they might do themselves or others after reading this, or discussing it with the author. All comments on this entry are considered discussion and fall under the previous statement.

It seems there are some people spreading the rumor that I and my information on zombies do not stand up to critical questioning.

1. There are zombies.

2. If you've dealt with them before, I hope you cut their heads off, or I think I know one world they may come from.

3. Good, great, tell him to base every interaction on doubting what people say.

4. With all the psychics, isn't it possible that any information about zombies may, in fact, have some base in such supernatural knowledge?

5. They'll come from a world that has zombies. If there are worlds with vampires, or cat people, or pokemon, or alchemists, I don't see how that's such a stretch. Especially when you already have a number of people claiming to know of zombies.

6. The thing that brings us here registers power, and doesn't not discriminate in who it brings. We already know you do not technically have to be alive at the time to be brought here.

7. Zombies have the extraordinary ability to make their enemies into their allies. Certainly this would seem a boon to a machine searching for people to beat these "Entropi".

8. If a zombie was brought in by the machine, it would turn any handlers and the Warden into zombies. Therefore it would not be cuffed and would be able to do as it pleased. Though, since the zombie is a primal creature, how effective the cuffs would be anyway is questionable. Does 'feed' translate as a threat?

9. Surely the people it turned would have any sort of clearance necessary.

10. But even considering that, zombies don't need clearance. That's why you get to high ground and destroy all staircases; the only place a zombie has trouble getting is up. They'll rip through any door, wall, window, or lock if you give them the time.

11. If such a thing had happened here before, we would have been brought here either to face a horde of zombies, or piles of corpses after the fresh brains ran out.

12. If it has happened somewhere else, it simply means we haven't learned of it yet.

13. It only takes one zombie to eventually turn an entire nation.

14. Perhaps I know things because it's true, not because I'm a "good liar". Though I do like the hidden implication that your knowledge should be trusted completely while others are all liars.

As an addendum to other nay-sayers, zombies in my world are known to run at normal human speeds.

((OOC: Strikes not readable. Except perhaps to Hakufu and Hikaru.))

007

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:28:31 GMT

It has been brought to my attention by a certain good soul that, in case of a zombie attack, we're completely at a disadvantage. It seems many here have never even heard of zombies. We have no zombie-specific fight training. Worst of all, we have no high ground and no exit. To sum:

If even one zombie gets into this place, we'll all die.

Those prone to panicking should do so now. ~~For Hakufu's and my own entertainment.~~